PALIN: I didn’t mess up about Paul Revere. He warned the Americans that the British were coming, and they’re going to try and take our arms, so we gotta make sure that we were protecting ourselves and shoring up all of our ammunitions and our firearms so that they couldn’t take ‘em. Part of his ride was to warn the British that were already there that, hey, you’re not gonna succeed, you’re not gonna take American arms, you’re not gonna beat our own well-armed persons individual private militia that we have.
COLBERT: I could not have said a random string of words better.